Dear Right Wrist-
I'm sorry I use you so much. That cyst you gave me hurt, but this is just ridiculous. Flipping eggs is hard, opening jars is difficult, my handwriting has gone down the drain.... I know this splint is supposed to help me, but it's really making things difficult for me. Yes, it's just 'hook-and-loop'-ed on, but once your little splint is removed you hurt.
I know other people have it worse so I feel bad complaining. Some people don't even HAVE hands. Telling people I had a cyst drained when they ask why I have a splint on is the most uncool thing ever. Also, the the hook and loop gets stuck on everything. I went shopping and got attached to every piece of clothing I looked at. I know, my life is so hard. OH, and it's loud. If it's too tight and I have to readjust during class, people turn around and look at me because I'm that person.
You better be back to normal in 3 weeks when I don't have to wear this dumb splint anymore. I'll treat you better. I promise.